Now A dome of brilliant white light glowed behind a wall of tall pine as an ancient monoplane hugged the surface of a river that cut through the valley of trees. Joe’s hands were sweaty as he gripped the flying stick. His eyes, wrapped behind a pair of decaying flying goggles, focused down the nose of the plane, up the river, and onto the semicircle of light visible above the tops of the trees. Joe thought it looked like the …
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Moscow. May. 1945. Stalin ordered the bent and broken body of Adolf Hitler to the Kremlin. A special train carries the plain wooden crate from the smoldering ruins of Berlin. …
When meek and spineless cuckold Norman accepts the help of The Corrective Collective, a wise cracking rhinoceros and monkey, to improve his lowly station in life, he gets more than …
Rocco threw the baby against the wall knocking a cigar from its mouth. His beady eyes grew wide as the baby stood and shook its head. “Damn,” the baby muttered. …
Great crime fiction seems to emanate from every culture and nation on the planet. While we currently celebrate the great Scandinavian, the cozy English and our own hard-nosed American fiction, …
Ever had a bad day? Probably. Ever had a bad day that involved getting bested by a genetically enhanced toddler? Probably. Ever had a bad day that involved aliens wrecking a your big meth deal? Probably. Ever had a bad day that involved Hitler finding out your sleeping with his girlfriend? Yeah, that's probably happened to you too. If you've led that kind of life then this book is not for you. You've already lived it! Contains the stories The Assassin, Mexico Juice: A Tale of Alien Invasion, The Light, Stalin, and The Corrective Collective. …
After five years of sitting in orbit monitoring Earth communications, the broadcast of the infamous alien autopsy provides the perfect excuse for space aliens Splig and Dint to break the monotony and get some action. Mistaking the dead alien in the video for Yablo Dan, their hero and mentor, Splig and Dint load up the shuttle and head down to the surface for a little revenge, meth, and sex. …
I just loaded this up tonight. Thank Jeebus and his table boys that I bought a theme rather than try to build one from scratch again. I don’t have time …